This past week was a holiday that we in the mountains refer to as “ski-skate week.” It’s basically a week-long President’s Day holiday. I don’t really know where the 'skate' part comes in, but the slopes definitely get a little more crowded during this week. I was planning to use the extra time to boost my running miles, paint my living room, and get a few more chapters on to my book. Ah well, things never seem to work out exactly as planned for me.
Since living in Tahoe, I have become what one might refer to as a “powder snob.” In other words, if it’s not a powder day, I’ve got other things to do besides ski. Well, this winter there have not been many powder days that also coincided with my days off. This week, that all changed. Winter made a brilliant comeback with a series of storms that resulted in almost a week's worth of fresh powder. Running was happily put on hold while I got in six powder days in a row. I still haven’t quite wiped the grin off my face.
So, in celebration of the return of my inner ski-bum, I thought I’d share a little tutorial in the on-the-hill lingo you might get from skiers and boarders. As with many sports, one who is not part of the scene can often have trouble interpreting some of the basics. In the same way that your office buddies scratch their heads when you talk of tempo runs and fartleks, so too will the uninitiated skier find his eyes glaze over when the kids spew about getting first chair, schralping it, and sick freshies.
So, next time you’re in Tahoe, keep the following words and phrases handy, and you’ll be welcomed as a local.
bra n. a good buddy; friend; similar to “bro”
ski bum: “Hey Bra! What up?”
ski bum’s buddy: “Not much, bra!”
backcountry n. any area not within the boundaries of a ski resort
Shane: “You going backcountry today bra?”
Chris: “Nah, the avy danger is sketch out there man, we’re keepin’ in inbounds today.”
corn n. snow that develops after several days of a melt/freeze cycle; requiring cold nights and warm days, it usually forms in the spring; characterized by small pebbles or kernels of snow, it is fun and easy to ski; also known as “hero snow”
Becky: “Where did you guys ski today?”
Gretchen: “We totally farmed the south face of
face shot n. snow that flies up in your face as you are skiing powder; usually the result of deep and/or very light pow; face shots are a huge bragging right.
Andrea: “The pow was waist deep today!”
Gretchen: “No kidding! I got face shots all day!”
first chair n. the first chair that gets loaded on the ski lift. If you get first chair, you get fresh tracks. If you get on one of the first 5 chairs, you can legitimately claim that you got first chair
Gretchen: “I got first chair 5 days this week!”
freshies n. (usually plural) untracked powder
Brian: "I got some sick freshies this morning!"
Liz: (whining) "I had to work this morning! By the time I got there everything was tracked out!"
gaper n. someone from out of town whose not really down with the scene; frequently spotted skiing in jeans and using straight skis
Frank: “I thought I might go night skiing at Boreal tonight.”
Jason: “Seriously? You’re going to be hanging with all the gapers!
huck vb. to throw, launch or fly (usually one’s self) off a hit or cliff
Larry: “Did you check out Meghan in the park today?”
Andrew: “Yeah man, that girl can seriously huck her meat!”
pow n. powder
Andrew: “Sick pow today, eh bra?”
Courtney: “The sickest!”
schralping vb. (to schralp) skiing hard, with reckless abandon; frequently done in the pow
Steve: “You get out there today?”
Cicely: “Dude, I was schralping it!”
Dood. I totally get it. I speaketh the lingo. My mountain town is your mountain town. Just different.ReplyDelete
I also resurrected my inner ski bum last week, with 6 epic days! Just not not the same quality of pow and freshies you were getting. I got some Backcountry Quality Time. And I remembered why I love skiing so much!
*eyes glaze over*ReplyDelete
I've heard half those terms used for surfing.
What I can't believe is that you're out there in only a vest and a long sleeved t-shirt with all that snow. Why does New England suck SO HARD?
Nice, no pow days for me this year...such is the joy of ankle biters!ReplyDelete