But seriously, is there a term for the ultra-runner version of bride-zilla? That's what the guy from the top one sounds like. Can't imagine you being anything like that...
Tuir - Yeah, you don't think these videos were too discouraging, do you? ;) Hmm, I think we need to coin that term, because I've definitely heard stories about a few ultra-runner bride-zillas. (None about me though. No way. I'm sure not.) Ultra-zilla? Whine-osaur? Those kind of suck ... help me out here.
1) You can buy just green M&M's. 2) Learning how to write from Stephen King? I never make it through page 1 of any of his, as they usually have something like "CRR-EEEE-EAKKK!" somewhere on that first page. 3) Try publishing poetry, especially if you're not a lesbian from Haiti who's also a Guggenheim fellow and famous for her talk show appearances that have nothing to do with writing. 4) Those same guys did a video about douchebags doing "Primal Workouts" that's hysterical.
OK, those are creepy.
ReplyDeleteBut seriously, is there a term for the ultra-runner version of bride-zilla? That's what the guy from the top one sounds like. Can't imagine you being anything like that...
Tuir - Yeah, you don't think these videos were too discouraging, do you? ;) Hmm, I think we need to coin that term, because I've definitely heard stories about a few ultra-runner bride-zillas. (None about me though. No way. I'm sure not.) Ultra-zilla? Whine-osaur? Those kind of suck ... help me out here.
ReplyDelete1) You can buy just green M&M's.
ReplyDelete2) Learning how to write from Stephen King? I never make it through page 1 of any of his, as they usually have something like "CRR-EEEE-EAKKK!" somewhere on that first page.
3) Try publishing poetry, especially if you're not a lesbian from Haiti who's also a Guggenheim fellow and famous for her talk show appearances that have nothing to do with writing.
4) Those same guys did a video about douchebags doing "Primal Workouts" that's hysterical.
Steve - You can buy a bag of JUST green M&M's???? Good to know.
ReplyDeleteOk, now every time I see the bags of Christmas M&Ms I think of that video...
ReplyDeleteGodzilla fought Megalon once. Maybe Ultra-lon? Nope, not so good...
I think those who whine incessantly in ultras are called "Steve," though so far I haven't heard anyone say, "Stop being such a Steve."
ReplyDeleteCoolest M&M's are the ones you can get personalized with photos.
Here is the Ironman version of this video. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B03dFMG8nR4
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